What’s the Point of Momma’s Advice?
I think pretty much every mother in the world tell their children that they should always wear clean underwear when they go on a trip “just in case you’re in an accident.”
I don’t understand the logic of that. I mean, aren’t the odds good that if you’re in an accident, one of the first things that’ll happen is that you’re going to shit yourself? And if that compounding mishap does occur, I doubt very much there’ll be a forensic test to determine whether or not you had clean underwear before the accident.
I just don’t get it.