A Case of Envy

When someone publishes a blog under the pseudonym “Large Tony,” in direct reference to the size of his endowment, you don’t necessarily expect a great deal of depth in writing. But whenever I read Tony, I always find myself envious. And his latest blog entry, “The Big One,” seals the case for me.

As one commentor wrote, “If there is one thing larger than your dick, it is your heart.” And what I find myself envying is Tony’s ability to write so well what comes from his heart. Sure, he does write a lot about his big dick, but even those posts have a “je ne sais quoi” to them in terms of insight. The fact I can’t articulate any better what I mean by that only emphasizes why I envy Tony’s writing skills so much.