I found it!
About a week ago, I spent way too much time reading Web logs and such and found a brilliantly sarcastic and dead-on post about the poor quality of writing that we find on the Web. I left the page in a browser window but accidentally closed it later on; I hadn’t bookmarked the damned page. And I haven’t been able to find it again …until today.
In case you haven’t read it yet, I link you, at last, to Matt Olson’s “How to Write Like a Wanker.”