My Porn Name
I promise I’ll be make more entries at aMMusing soon, but I just wanted to get this stupid thought out of my mind right away…
I remember hearing somewhere that one formula male porn stars use to come up with their screen name is to take a variation of their mother’s maiden name as their first name, and the name of the street where they grew up as a kid as their last name. Now, not that I intend to become a porn star — I’d probably do better selling refrigerators on the North Pole! — but if I were, I guess my screen name would be something like Forrest York.
How would that grab ya …pardon the pun? ;-P}