You Just Have to Laugh About It
On all the documentation about the possible effects of the patch, one that is listed frequently is “vivid dreams.”
Well, I can vouch for that! They’re vivid, and completely UNLIKE any other dreams I’ve had!
Put it this way. I’m 37 years old. Like most healthy human being, I’ve had my share of erotic dreams. But in my case, they’ve always featured people of the same sex. Except that now, I’ve actually had an erodream featuring someone of the opposite sex. That’s really freaky to me.
And I can’t help wonder: If a het-as-they-come person goes on the patch, will he or she have homoerotic dreams?
Eh Crisco!!! 
Was it me??? eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope! It was someone I haven’t seen or spoken to since 1997, and I have no idea how she came to my consciousness in that manner. A few days ago, I did clean up some of my old e-mail messages and found some from her, but I *never* thought of her even remotely in this context. That’s what makes it even weirder to me. In a way, the dream would have made more sense if it HAD been you, Poupoune…
Um… Exactly what kind of cigarettes have you been smoking, Maurice?
The new date rape drug: nicotine patches
Because GHB is so done.
Kevin: Belvedere Extra Mild. Nothing funny, in other words. ;->}
David: Ummm… no.
Luke… beware of the darkside!
Maybe after you read the thing about weird dreams your subconcious came up with the most bizarre thing it could think of just to fulfill the expectations.
Melatonin also makes for some truly strange dreams. I recommend it if you’re in the mood for some very strange night entertainment.
At this point, I might as well go for the full gamut of wild but unexpected dreams!
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